Carol Burnett

Dotty Otley / Mrs. Clackett

Michael Caine

Lloyd Fellowes

Denholm Elliott

Selsdon Mowbray / The Burglar

Julie Hagerty

Poppy Taylor

Marilu Henner

Belinda Blair / Flavia Brent

Mark Linn-Baker

Tim Allgood

Christopher Reeve

Frederick Dallas / Philip Brent

John Ritter

Garry Lejeune / Roger Tramplemain

Nicollette Sheridan

Brooke Ashton / Vicki

Kate Rich

Des Moines Stagehand

Zoe Cassavetes

Miami Stagehand

Kim Sebastian

Cleveland Stagehand