Christina Ricci

Kate

Owen Benjamin

Will

Ann-Margret

Mrs. Banks

Matthew Lillard

Crocket

Jason Ishmael Echols

Wheels

Dave Sheridan

Jester Roy / Horny

Chris Wylde

Rank

Cedric the Entertainer

Professor Shockworthy

Michael Ellison

Young Business Guy

Bill Engvall

Mr. Mendelson

Louise Griffiths

Jo

Martin Klebba

Count Le Petite